Wow!!! Thanks for the mention Gameranx!!!
"Hey dad, why am I called Dovakhiin?""Free videogames, son... for life..."
How to do some crazy thing in Skyrim:Step 1: Give giants a hug at under 50 level.Step 2: Weeeeeeeeee
One does not simply quit Skyrim
"so who are you" I am dovakhin, slayer of dragons, archmage of the college of winterhold, master assassin of the brotherhood, renowed thief, a werewolf adventurer by night....or Tom if thats too long.
the craziest is not have played skyrim
"He now plays for the Sacramento Kings"Shoulda just kept playing skyrim
playing skyrim on my friends computer and accidentally discovering he has a sex mod installed.
So, this isn't Skyrim, but I thought it was awesome. There was a guy who had a boxed Collector's Edition set of Morrowind and, while he was playing Skyrim there were gunshots in a nearby apartment. After things cooled down, he went back to his room and found that not only had a bullet hit his room, not only had it hit his Morrowind Collector's Edition, but that set was between him and the bullet. Morrowind literally saved his life. After writing about it, Bethesda sent him a fresh copy signed by a bunch of the staff and a signed Statue of Azura. There's an Imgur post around it somewhere, though it'd take me a bit to find it.
A guy sent the amount of bottle caps to Bethesda that one of the fallout games cost in dollars, and Bethesda sent him the game.
Number 11: People who killed Paarthurnax. Those monsters.
I killed an elder dragon with a knife and fork which does 4 damage in total. I took me about 1-4 hours and A crap ton potions
I used to make arrow in the knee jokes,but then I took an arrow in the knee.
My weirdest and coolest was probably walking into my new therapists room where I'd be talking about my family issues, and looking at his walls and they were covered in skyrim posters and he had a bunch of other cool stuff like that, like a power armor helmet, and for an hour we talked about stuff but he made references to video games to make it easier to understand lol
The craziest thing Skyrim players may ever do is finish the story.
Not exactly crazy.... but definitely nerdy: My son and I pre-purchased Skyrim on Steam, and on 11.11.11 we got up early, had sweetrolls and coffee for breakfast, and played Skyrim all day long, and then for the rest of the weekend. After checking out some of the food recipes in Skyrim, I went shopping on 11.12.11, and made a loaf of sourdough bread to eat with our grilled leek stew for supper, which gave us enough health stats to play long into the night. I wasted the next 4 months of my life, every spare moment playing Skyrim. I bought a hooded bathrobe that looks somewhat like the Hooded Monks Robes (but actually more like Obi Wan Kenobi's robes) that feels right when playing Skyrim. Can't figure out why I am still single???
Skyrim was released on 11-11-11That's six 1s in a rowIt was released in 2011This video was made in 2017That's six years later than 2011This is a sign that Skyrim was the number 1 game for SIX YEARS
While i was playing Skyrim i did a spell but the volume was so loud i shat myself
Skyrim Grandma is so awesome.Also it's impossible to quit Skyrim
i'v played Skyrim for 5 years now. I have beaten the game like 100 times and i'v done a lot I have went to every prison killed every dragon and shouted every shout. and guess what? I still play skyrim! I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH!!!
I used to take arrows in the knee but then I became an adventurer like you.
I broke my left leg rock climbing, and instead of lugging around an ugly cast, I had my boyfriend carve me ebony boots from skyrim out of ebony (wood) and reinforced then padded the inside. I then felt great about walking around and wondered how many people took second looks and commented about it. How many people scorned it and how many people laughed, and how many knew the reference lol.
11. Using your horse to walk up an 80* angled mountain
Never found Meeko. I DID find a Troll that drowned himself and had a suicide note on his body in Oblivion, though. He wrote that he wasn't scary enough to bully people into paying the self-imposed toll at the bridge you find his body under.
Anyone else finish the stones of barenziah? I was so pissed I couldn't put that thing on.
10 crazy Things Skyrim Players have done: adopt a pet.
Number 3 reminds me of when I played a lot of skyrim to forget about my girlfriend's passingpassing through my life and leaving me and hurting me
When Bethesda doesn't realize that all we want from them is Elder Scrolls, and yet they keep releasing new or rebooted games and think we'll support them just because of the Bethesda company name.
That last bonus lmao, THERES AN IRL DRAGONBORN OUT THERE! xd
The kid named Dovakin is hilarious
Using the TakeNotes! Mod, I have written a journal of my character, detailing every single in-game day and all that has happened in it, even mundane events, on a four-year-old save file that has seen a lot of mods installed and uninstalled, the game installed and uninstalled on several computers, and getting broken countless times. And it's still on-going even now.She already has her own backstory, unique characters that only exist in her version of TES V.Just finished the Main Quest last week (After FOUR FCKING YEARS SINCE STARTING THE SAVE), and I'm trying to immersively start Dawnguard's quest before Dragonborn, and after that, start on Beyond Skyrim: Bruma.And as much as I want to start a new character, I can't because I have to finish her story, dammit!!
Omg my son was ALMOST born on 11/11/11 and only born on the 12th by a few hours! Of course, I wasn't quite playing Skyrim yet :P
kid: mom why is my name Dovahkiin? mom: So i could get every game from Bethesda for freekid: ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
"I can say that, im a bird."
Using console commands to create a cheese bomb in Whiterun.
never played skyrin.... i was going to go buy it but then i took an arrow to the knee
Don't lie, if play Skyrim or fallout, you were a hoarder.
Falcon, thankyou from a true Skyrim fan for your work in your channel. My story began when my Dad who has been a playstation fan since the very first console, told me about the then new 'Skyrim". I got some coaching one visit but didnt buy the game, knowing how time consuming it would be. When Dad passed away at 78, i copied several of his skyrim save files, and converted them to use on my ps3. What blew me away was he had played multiple characters with a total of 1800 hrs! I began my quest to learn what was so iconic about this game starting at 350 hrs with caches of weapons armor and the prizes of many quests. 'Reverse engineering' to understand how to improve and create items needed to craft Legendary items. Then i started from the beginning.Ive played games since the 80's but never experienced the gritty gameplay, fantastic artwork and stunning cgi scenes Skyrim offers.More importantly i got to experience the world my Father enjoyed in his last years , i get it now but not then. He was a Legendary bloke and mentor. R.I.P. J.V.C.
I did some pretty crazy things in skyrim. One time I put the difficulty up to adept.
I just started Skyrim and i'm in Whiterun rn. I uh... I have a long way to go
I worship this game <3
#5 quitting Skyrim what heresy is this?
No, the craziest thing is that we’ve bought all 7 releases of Skyrim
Shirley Curry is the purest thing in existence okay
Number 8: Finishing the Game
The person who had the Skyrim named child must have put the him up for adoption so they wouldn't get Fallout 76
I went through all the whiterun buildings and stole all the appliances and food (this took several tries because I kept getting caught), then went into the middle of the market where the well was and dropped all of it.Then shouted it so it went everywhere.It was amassing.
The craziest thing a player would have to do is play the game 100% through, in all the possible ways. Storm-cloaks, Imperials. Kill Cicero or not, help him or not, kill asterid at the beginning or not, kill paurthunax (spelled wrong) or not. And all that other crap.
Skyrim was originally meant to be a game about game of thrones
in the first 30 miniutes of me finding meeko he was brutally killed by an orc.
Those who quit playing Skyrim are damn faithless dogs, I smell the Thalmor in our midst.* This IS just a joke in case you were wondering *
A B S O L U T E M A D L A D S
I can't imagine my first feelings when i will watch the very first published trailer of The Elder Scrolls VI...!!! Maybe it will be like my reaction to Skyrim (with goose bombs and tears in my eyes at the end...)! By the way, it was really really cool and nice what the people of Bethesda did to the poor man that lost his sister...!!! That was really touching! A Skyrim book with all the autographs of the team...! Such a lovely and nice idea!!! That (among countless other reasons) is why i LOVE Bethesda...!!!
I thought meeko was a wolf so i killed him
"is there anything potatoes can't do?"Ireland, that's what they can't do
I accedentaly killed Meeko 😅😔😔
Hope u dont get murdered TO DEATH
Now imagine when Skyrim gets ported to whatever system they use in Ready Player One when that becomes reality.Earned gold.. order mead.. wait for drone to deliver mead.. relax in tavern with friends, mead, and the bard singing. Then continue the adventure.
Take arrow to knee i did
I don’t know why but my game glitches and now my character is vaccinated against bone break fever. I have it, but it drains 0 points of stamina so all it does is make me immune to the disease until cured
"Is there anything potatoes can't do?"
I pounced and killed Nazeem on my way out of Whiterun after drinking Aela's blood. He was in the way. It was satisfying.
skyrim cures cancerskyrim makes u a good personskyrim gives loveand skyrim gives u a arrow in your knee
Bethesda is like Skyrims overly attached parent
Remember when the day month and year were able to line up? It can NEVER happen again you know?
u wana know how many times i've bought a copy of skyrim.1. the normal copy on ps3 when it came out. i sold it cuz it was ruining my social life and my grades in college. i still ended nowhere.2. a used copy of the legendary edition on ps3 from gamestop.3. a new copy of the legendary edition on ps3 cuz the used one wasn't working properly after i raped it for weeks nonstop. thx gamestop.4. a digital copy on the ps4. it was on sale and i couldn't resist.5. another digital copy but this time on steam cuz i finally gave up on console and switched to The Glorious PC Gaming Master Race. plus it was on sale too.6. skyrim vr cuz i dont have a life.
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After 6 and a half years of playing I still find new things in Skyrim.