Trying to climb over mountains instead of walking the normal paths.
"Hey dad, why am I called Dovakhiin?""Free videogames, son... for life..."
playing skyrim on my friends computer and accidentally discovering he has a sex mod installed.
One does not simply quit Skyrim
10 crazy Things Skyrim Players have done: adopt a pet.
Wow!!! Thanks for the mention Gameranx!!!
A guy sent the amount of bottle caps to Bethesda that one of the fallout games cost in dollars, and Bethesda sent him the game.
How to do some crazy thing in Skyrim:Step 1: Give giants a hug at under 50 level.Step 2: Weeeeeeeeee
"He now plays for the Sacramento Kings"Shoulda just kept playing skyrim
So, this isn't Skyrim, but I thought it was awesome. There was a guy who had a boxed Collector's Edition set of Morrowind and, while he was playing Skyrim there were gunshots in a nearby apartment. After things cooled down, he went back to his room and found that not only had a bullet hit his room, not only had it hit his Morrowind Collector's Edition, but that set was between him and the bullet. Morrowind literally saved his life. After writing about it, Bethesda sent him a fresh copy signed by a bunch of the staff and a signed Statue of Azura. There's an Imgur post around it somewhere, though it'd take me a bit to find it.
I killed an elder dragon with a knife and fork which does 4 damage in total. I took me about 1-4 hours and A crap ton potions
Using console commands to create a cheese bomb in Whiterun.
"I can say that, im a bird."
The craziest thing Skyrim players may ever do is finish the story.
2:01 "Rise of the Thu'um raider"?
that poor kid had to get fallout 76 involuntarily, my condolences.
Never found Meeko. I DID find a Troll that drowned himself and had a suicide note on his body in Oblivion, though. He wrote that he wasn't scary enough to bully people into paying the self-imposed toll at the bridge you find his body under.
No, the craziest thing is that we’ve bought all 7 releases of Skyrim
11. Using your horse to walk up an 80* angled mountain
Omg my son was ALMOST born on 11/11/11 and only born on the 12th by a few hours! Of course, I wasn't quite playing Skyrim yet :P
I used to take arrows in the knee but then I became an adventurer like you.
After 6 and a half years of playing I still find new things in Skyrim.
I broke my left leg rock climbing, and instead of lugging around an ugly cast, I had my boyfriend carve me ebony boots from skyrim out of ebony (wood) and reinforced then padded the inside. I then felt great about walking around and wondered how many people took second looks and commented about it. How many people scorned it and how many people laughed, and how many knew the reference lol.
#5 quitting Skyrim what heresy is this?
That last bonus lmao, THERES AN IRL DRAGONBORN OUT THERE! xd
Number 8: Finishing the Game
Those who quit playing Skyrim are damn faithless dogs, I smell the Thalmor in our midst.* This IS just a joke in case you were wondering *
Using the TakeNotes! Mod, I have written a journal of my character, detailing every single in-game day and all that has happened in it, even mundane events, on a four-year-old save file that has seen a lot of mods installed and uninstalled, the game installed and uninstalled on several computers, and getting broken countless times. And it's still on-going even now.She already has her own backstory, unique characters that only exist in her version of TES V.Just finished the Main Quest last week (After FOUR FCKING YEARS SINCE STARTING THE SAVE), and I'm trying to immersively start Dawnguard's quest before Dragonborn, and after that, start on Beyond Skyrim: Bruma.And as much as I want to start a new character, I can't because I have to finish her story, dammit!!
Number 11: People who killed Paarthurnax. Those monsters.
10 Crazy things skyrim players have done:Still playing skyrim in 2018 and, plan on continue playing it past 2020.
"Actually labor takes a while so ill stay" 😂👌
Anyone else finish the stones of barenziah? I was so pissed I couldn't put that thing on.
I went through all the whiterun buildings and stole all the appliances and food (this took several tries because I kept getting caught), then went into the middle of the market where the well was and dropped all of it.Then shouted it so it went everywhere.It was amassing.
The craziest thing I've done in skyrim was not only defeating almost 500 dragons but also playing skyrim for almost 3 days straight
Don't lie, if play Skyrim or fallout, you were a hoarder.
u wana know how many times i've bought a copy of skyrim.1. the normal copy on ps3 when it came out. i sold it cuz it was ruining my social life and my grades in college. i still ended nowhere.2. a used copy of the legendary edition on ps3 from gamestop.3. a new copy of the legendary edition on ps3 cuz the used one wasn't working properly after i raped it for weeks nonstop. thx gamestop.4. a digital copy on the ps4. it was on sale and i couldn't resist.5. another digital copy but this time on steam cuz i finally gave up on console and switched to The Glorious PC Gaming Master Race. plus it was on sale too.6. skyrim vr cuz i dont have a life.
in the first 30 miniutes of me finding meeko he was brutally killed by an orc.
"so who are you" I am dovakhin, slayer of dragons, archmage of the college of winterhold, master assassin of the brotherhood, renowed thief, a werewolf adventurer by night....or Tom if thats too long.
A B S O L U T E M A D L A D S
The dovahkiin… MUSTARD JAR!!
The Companions sent me to beat up Danica Pure-Spring
lol, everyone now knows about his 'secret' door behind the bookshelf xD
kid: mom why is my name Dovahkiin? mom: So i could get every game from Bethesda for freekid: ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
If the teachers in that kids school don't read his name off as dramatic as possible during roll call I'ma be pissed.Teacher looks at chart, deeply inhales - "Dovahkiin~" Room rumbles grey beard style
Mine is that my English teacher is a total NERD and whenever I am done with work me and a few other kids will talk about skyrim with him for like a solid 20 minutesHe is lieterally the best teacher ever
The craziest thing a player would have to do is play the game 100% through, in all the possible ways. Storm-cloaks, Imperials. Kill Cicero or not, help him or not, kill asterid at the beginning or not, kill paurthunax (spelled wrong) or not. And all that other crap.
Falcon, thankyou from a true Skyrim fan for your work in your channel. My story began when my Dad who has been a playstation fan since the very first console, told me about the then new 'Skyrim". I got some coaching one visit but didnt buy the game, knowing how time consuming it would be. When Dad passed away at 78, i copied several of his skyrim save files, and converted them to use on my ps3. What blew me away was he had played multiple characters with a total of 1800 hrs! I began my quest to learn what was so iconic about this game starting at 350 hrs with caches of weapons armor and the prizes of many quests. 'Reverse engineering' to understand how to improve and create items needed to craft Legendary items. Then i started from the beginning.Ive played games since the 80's but never experienced the gritty gameplay, fantastic artwork and stunning cgi scenes Skyrim offers.More importantly i got to experience the world my Father enjoyed in his last years , i get it now but not then. He was a Legendary bloke and mentor. R.I.P. J.V.C.
He is DOVAHKIN, kneel before the baby!
Imagine if Dovakin's (the kid in real life) mother was a dragon furry... Then he would be DRAGONBORN!!
2019 squad here ;) and still going strong in Skyrim :@)
Skyrim unites everybody even if they stormcloaks, imperials, from nords to khajiits.
the craziest is not have played skyrim
proposing with the amulet of mara, mad respect for that guy
i cant belive some1 currently is running around with the name "dovahkiin"xD
Non-gamers: wow these people are crazyGamers: normal everyday life
Now imagine when Skyrim gets ported to whatever system they use in Ready Player One when that becomes reality.Earned gold.. order mead.. wait for drone to deliver mead.. relax in tavern with friends, mead, and the bard singing. Then continue the adventure.
Take arrow to knee i did
dont worry bro..me play skyrim 2019 😂😂😂😂
Who ever makes a Game of Thrones simulation FPS will be rich.
One day Dovakhin will slay a dragon,learn a shout and then be called by the Greybeards
imagine the greybeards after entering Whiterun: TOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!
favorite skyrim thing that happened... deals with the game itself, witnessing the "Twerking Skele Dragon" XD
Quit Skyrim ?! That’s gotta be #1 for sure 😂
Weirdest thing I have done on Skyrim is taking 4 years and a little under 600 hours solving the real function of Kagrenzel. Roy would be proud!
"is there anything potatoes can't do?"Ireland, that's what they can't do
The kid named Dovakin is hilarious
IT ONLY COST 50K? ARE YOU SERIOUS? THAT'S AMAZING!
I loved the Bonus one :D its cute and a bit funny but also super cool
Dovahkiin granny with a battleaxe riding Toothless the Night Fury.My life is complete. I have seen all that needs to be seen.