LITERAL Skyrim Trailer


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Literal Skyrim Trailer

Music remade by Brennan Anderson
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LYRICS:
Bethesda Game Studios
Should probably fire their helicopter cameraman
Ominously lit carving of some dragons
Cameraman running through the forest
Slow zoom on a carving of Gandalf and his friends
Confused dragon trying to mate with some birds. The first Tie-Fighter
Overworked cameraman running through the snow
Carving of an ancient tug-of-war (slow dramatic zoom)
Running towards a tiny hill. STOP!! That's a cliff
Carvings of dragons breathe carvings of fire
Dude, turn around or you'll die
Shaky rocky formation
Pan down then it opens its eye
Pull out your sword on a ledge
Carving is rooting for the dragon
Sword-fighting a dragon in the snow's gotta be cold. OR NOT!
Show the fire carving burning the shield carving
Leg carving. Medium-shot carving
He's regretting wearing a sleeveless tunic for this fight
VOICE ATTACK! But his voice went too far right
It went to a mountain town and a forest. Stop for the night
In the morning, pass the windmill to a natural stone rocky formation bridge
Then it snows on a stream.
There's a giant. Follow him, then him.
Shave a dragon, and a werewolf, and the patron is next
Battle axe! Help him floss!
Shoot a frostbit at a wall, spin attack (FAIL!)
Fire-bomb, dragon leaves when his barber is done
Shoot a puppy with an arrow, make a ball in your hands (Get stabbed!)
Dragon wants a refund, sneak-smack a big spider
Then barber gives dragon free touch-ups on his way out
That's why you should sit still at the barber
Dragon's soul tells off the clumsy barber
Then it goes through the trees to tell its back-up "Thanks for nothing."
Skyrim. The Elder Scrolls, V. 111111. Dots.

© 2011 Tobuscus
  • Amber 16

    I remember watching and laughing so hard at this when I was younger. I didn't even know what the game was called or about then but now I have played over 1000 hours of it lol.

  • Gray Chamberlain

    Anyone come here after the release of Skyrim Remaster?

  • Rizal Faizin

    Bethesda gonna love this....

  • B380z

    anybody come from skyrim remastered?

  • Phantom Dovakiin AJ

    Who's watching after skyrim legendary addition

  • Jammapanda

    I love Skyrim and I started laughing so hard when I saw this

  • Vixen Dais

    damn I remember watching this in intermediate school

  • IgnatianMystic

    * punches self in the nuts *:U (Battle axe!)

  • Alex Dunaway

    watching this to get me even more pumped for the remastered version

  • Venatical Candy

    lol I'm here playing the remastered game

  • Dankus Maximus

    Who else sang the whole thing

  • sonofaballer96

    When this came out I couldn't watch one of the official trailers because I wasn't 18, so I used to watch this. I'm 20 now btw, I still remember all the words to these, I can't believe all these years have passed.

  • weeaboKawasakiMohammedJihadMoyase KiwiLegend

    Toby still love ya man

  • Alex.G24

    I remember watching this when I was 11😅how time has flown by 😭

  • Paul Raynaud

    I still sing this song sometimes after all these years

  • The Crumpet King

    1:27 That's a frost troll

  • Pedo Bùi

    That was no "dragon", that's wyvern ._.

  • Garnet Prism

    Man I remember singing this while doing Homework 3 years ago. Wow.... time flies

  • ToMiiDee

    is it just me or is there something magical about the way he sings 'rim' in skyrim at the end there?

  • Nicole Sherwood

    I don't know about you guys, but this is funny!

  • Peaping Leaping

    Who's watching in 2016

  • Selina M

    if you sneezed during this video bless you hahaha

  • El Jugador

    S T O P!!... T H A T'S A C L I F F...

  • valo vesala

    Turn the automatic english subtitles its fucking hilarious

  • GlazedxDonut040

    I remember when his channel wasn't so dead as it is now. ah I miss the old days

  • CamzillaGaming

    Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, not a single sardine! For the knight! Or the wolf? Or the god of the sky? For the glory of justice, for the first pizza slice! Dovahkiin, for the king, for the god of the sun! Pissed off? Cool, dude! Could we eat at IHOP? Oh, everyone knows that CHEESE. CAKE. Doesn't go with MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! YUCK! YUCK! ???????????????????????????????? Poops a sword! Praise the lord! Fucking cool! Oh my god! Me gusta! Those potatoes! ARE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! 'Cause they're top end foods winged on my buttery fork! Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, not a single sardine! For the knight! For the wolf! For the god of the sky! For the glory of justice! For the first pizza slice! Dovahkiin, for the king! For the god of the sun!

  • Lillian Surette

    too funny I swear this is like the million times

  • Fernando Morales

    Wtf?! It's been six years?! I knew I shouldn't have installed that wait time mod.

  • Owen Koks

    This always gets stuck in my head after I binge play skyrim

  • Elegiac Warrior

    That's why you should sit still at the barber. 😂😂😂😂

  • TheElvesFaithful

    To tell its backup......"Thanks for Nothing"Favorite line.

  • Nixelstampede NS

    12.12.12. was the last one that could happen like that

  • Daniel Souza Amador Sampaio

    "Werewolf" that's an ice troll '-'

  • L DOG

    that's a troll not a werewolf at 1:26

  • Tim Cuglievan

    1:47 still gives me chills to this day...

  • Je'Andro Dovahkhajiit The Savage of Elsweyr

    Man I remember watching Toby a good 5 years ago

  • crazy4bricks the brick brothers

    The first tie-fighter, and an ancient tug-of-war. The beauty of the tobuscus literal trailers.

  • G3orgianSoldier

    Toby, make enhanced version of this.

  • DieSturmgeschutz

    even mentions "other" before the era of feminism and "did u assume my gender"   Genius

  • zephyr swordsman

    barber huh. it's Sweeney Todd

  • Shikamaru Nara

    Fucking 'werewolf' was a troll

  • Kaneki ken

    The first tie-Fighter XD |=|

  • Stormcloak Shreds

    Me 2012: What a cool video! I like it!Now: Jesus this is so cringe...

  • Rinni Carlson

    I love skyrim so much and could not stop laughing

  • Cteklite

    I remember actually thinking "Man, I should sit still at the barber" when I first watched this.Still haven't changed that.

  • Brandon

    daaaaamn I remember this song for so long . I feel flipping old man

  • Jamal Harrison

    You watched this because of the remaster.

  • crabman2010

    He should definitely do a literal for the new live action Skyrim Special Edition trailer

  • Ender7007

    Ahh the memories. Still remember watching this for the first time, thats how I discovered Tobuscus. Ahh 3rd grade

  • SingingFan3

    00:33 STOP! THATS A CLIFF! XD

  • Jack Cooper

    came here for more memories

  • PhantomMori

    The nostalgia is too much.

  • King Andrew

    "Dude, turn around or you'll die" IM DYING RIGHT NOW LMFAO

  • Hugo Trojanovský

    This is more epic that original

  • Shix Lo

    I never liked you and I will never will because of this..........revenge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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