AN ARROW IN THE KNEE


Dovahkiin has had it with all these guards.



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  • VGEvery

    Hmmm.. English accent?

  • Aaron Milligan

    I used to be an adventurer like you but then a town offered me a city guard job it was much less dangerous and had a much more stable wage plus I got to see my family more

  • Simeon Bell

    I used to be a king like Uriel SeptimBut then I took a shout in the face.- King Torygg

  • Banner

    I remember the first time I heard a guard say the famous words on 11/11/11.I felt really sad for him.

  • Dave Hollingshead

    "If you've got adventuring problems, I feel bad for you son.I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one."

  • EMPF4

    The Wabbajacka, The Iconic Weapon of the Dragonborn

  • General Grevious

    I use to be a gorilla like you, then I took a bullet to the brain.

  • Lillian2167

    When he says he took an arrow to the knee; he means he got married. XD

  • RusCus

    I use to make a bunch of "arrow to the knee" jokes... Then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • Sinan

    I used to be a lone wanderer like you, but then I took a Preston to the knee.

  • Stitch Wolf

    I remember one time I used the Wabbajack and turned Alduin into a chicken

  • Balázs Bagi

    "arrow in the knee" actually means that he/she got married so had to stop adventuring cause of that. It's a very old phrase for that, mostly used in the medieval age by menfor example:"- You should come with us to the pub and get freakin drunk - Nah, I can't do that nowadays, I got an arrow in the knee"

  • Kaisergun

    Just for all the people in the comment section, an arrow to the mean does NOT mean getting married, that's just some weird internet urban legend.

  • Rai

    Dovahkiin triggered lol

  • Kagerou Imazumi

    oh my God I pissed myself from lafghing so hard, the he said no lollygaging and I died

  • Mr Pupp

    arrow to the knee means getting merried y know that right?

  • kwzy

    Let me guess - someone stole your sweetroll...

  • Fishing Moron

    Pretty much explains the whole game.

  • Plenchu34 IFFPC

    Skyrim would be so much more funny and immersive with more british accent

  • Cosmic Star

    Lost it at, "No lollylagging

  • stuart Taylor

    Does anyone else wonder why he gains a finger everytime he points then it goes again. It is like he has a special Dova pointing finger!

  • Sim-Sin

    Arrow in the knee means he got married........

  • Roberta B.R.

    "sometimes, wizard vampire bandits!" hahahahahahahahahahha XD

  • markus fabritius

    The Guard is Kili as he says he took an arrow to the knee like in Deselation Of Smaug and then his brother Thorin was out fighting dragons this all makes sense

  • The potato King

    We have all screamed this at a guard atone point or another

  • Seethi Sth

    At least he didn't have to deal with those damn cliffracers.

  • Slowpoke Gamer

    I used to be a knee like youthen I took an adventure to the arrow

  • Tomi Ketola

    People probably do not know that "i took arrow in the knee" is an old saying getting married.

  • thea

    I took an arrow to the knee is Nord slang for getting married

  • normie twice removed

    Fun Fact: This is RageNineteen's least favourite animation. True fact.

  • Alessandro De Bonis

    actually in the nordic culture taking an arrow in the knee means getting married, but anyway th video is funny

  • lali laliop

    WABAJAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!! sorry i just heard that name and i love that weapon x)

  • Loke Sagaard

    an arrow to the knee is a 50/50 chans to lose your leg

  • Light Shade

    I herd plenty more people complain about the arrow to the knee joke more then the joke itself in fact I herd people complain about the joke before i herd the joke at all

  • Evil Gary

    Get high in High Rock, hammered in Hammerfell.

  • GameTitan74

    Glad your in city and not out in Riverwood. Those poor sods don't even have a wall.

  • Anthelion Gaming

    Isn't "an arrow to the knee" akin to "the ol' ball and chain" in reference to marriage? His wife is like an arrow to his knee?

  • Kate Ryder

    This...This is all so true.

  • Jaceblue04

    To be fair, an arrow in the knee would prevent you from adventuring back in the viking era. Hell, back then, if your knee was broken (yes, an arrowhead would shatter your kneecap), you'd be lucky if you ever walked again.

  • LilyLaya

    I'm supposed to be watching this video, but this one player keeps kicking my ass.

  • darlene wagner

    Yeah, I used to be alive like you, but then I took a BALLISTA BOLT TO THE FACE.

  • Teafunny

    Wizards-Vampires-Bandits... I hate those guys.

  • zoolkhan

    haha.. this made my day, thank you signedarchmage after a 2 days crash course in an college

  • fAt NigGer

    If you got electrocuted, you're dead. It means death by electricity.

  • Rax Pax

    although, when guard says he got arrow in the knee. he's literally saying that he got married. it's from somewhere i don't know medieval stuff

  • Polar Bear

    I could die from laughter. But then i took an arrow in the knee

  • Vonjax

    Guards can be very annoying...

  • zé do lixo

    let me guess... someone stole your arrow in your knee.

  • Sean Burkholder

    "What is it DRAGONS"

  • MiniKitty Gaming

    This video is so accurate....

  • Mitchell Scott

    When was Dovahkiin British?

  • Sadistic Unicorn

    Its funny how an arrow in the knee actually means getting married...

  • Mexxa

    I once used dragonrend on s dragon, and brought it down with one hit with my axe, but as I was absorbing its soul, the skeleton....came back to life....and tried to kill me. I couldn't kill it as I already had, so, yea. There's a giant immortal unkillable Skelton dragon flying around Rorikstead now, but that's their problem.

  • MonkeysAreLyfe

    I used to be a adventurer like you, then I took a picture with my hair like you said it is the first day you have a lot to look at then you just don’t have a job you have a good time you do you have your own place to go and you get a lot better I just say hello 👋 was your name is your dad you have been in a good job you guys are so sorry to say I was just telling me you didn’t have to do that you have a lot to say about it I just got a job I just got to get a couple guys and then just say I have to do a job I just got a call from my dad I just got to work I got a call then I took a picture with my hair like you said it is the first day you have a lot to look at then you just don’t have a job you have a good time you do you have your own place to go and you get a lot better I just say hello 👋 was your name is your dad you have been in a good job you guys are so sorry to say I was just telling me you didn’t have to do that you have a lot to say about it I just got a job I just got to get a couple guys and then just say I have to do a job I just got a call from my dad I just got to work I got a call then I took a picture with my hair like you said it is the first day you have a lot to look at then you just don’t have a job you have a good time you do you have your own place to go and you get a lot better I just say hello 👋 was your name is your dad you have been in a good job you guys are so sorry to say I was just telling me you didn’t have to do that you have a lot to say about it I just got a job I just got to get a couple guys and then just say I have to do a job I just got a call from my dad I just got to work I got a phone to the knee. OH YEAH ALSO no lollygaggin

  • TheDragonTribes

    I used to be an adventurer like you, but then my cat sat on my face

  • Ashley Mullenix

    a fact!!!! he said his cousins out fighting dragons and dragon born fights dragons sooooo he's his cousin

  • Zerberos22

    I bet somone stole his sweetrolls

  • LethalOwl

    "Arrow to the knee means getting married" - Are you going to stop parroting what everyone else said? There's no basis to this statement to begin with.

  • Doctor Pain

    those warriors of windhelm.. heard they use curved swords. curved......swords

  • Prince Marth

    and whenever i go through a walk in the forrest these weird plant things try to kill me. FOR JUST WALKING IN THE BLODDY FORREST

  • Fatal Hellwolf

    It's arrow IN the knee.

  • TheGameLord56

    People: AAAAAHH DRAGON DRAGON AHH DOVAHKIIN HELP USGuard: Once I took an arrow to my knee.

  • Kevin Levro

    an arrow to the knee means he was married not got shot XD

  • K MT

    You know, you have to feel worse for the Guards' cousins. Either they're being eaten by dragons or being tortured by the Thalmor.

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