I use to make a bunch of "arrow to the knee" jokes... Then I took an arrow to the knee.
I used to be an adventurer like you but then a town offered me a city guard job it was much less dangerous and had a much more stable wage plus I got to see my family more
I used to be a lone wanderer like you, but then I took a Preston to the knee.
I used to be a king like Uriel SeptimBut then I took a shout in the face.- King Torygg
The Wabbajacka, The Iconic Weapon of the Dragonborn
"If you've got adventuring problems, I feel bad for you son.I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one."
Get high in High Rock, hammered in Hammerfell.
Hmmm.. English accent?
I remember one time I used the Wabbajack and turned Alduin into a chicken
Lost it at, "No lollylagging
oh my God I pissed myself from lafghing so hard, the he said no lollygaging and I died
Pretty much explains the whole game.
Skyrim would be so much more funny and immersive with more british accent
When he says he took an arrow to the knee; he means he got married. XD
"sometimes, wizard vampire bandits!" hahahahahahahahahahha XD
We have all screamed this at a guard atone point or another
Let me guess - someone stole your sweetroll...
Dovahkiin triggered lol
At least he didn't have to deal with those damn cliffracers.
I used to be a knee like youthen I took an adventure to the arrow
Does anyone else wonder why he gains a finger everytime he points then it goes again. It is like he has a special Dova pointing finger!
Fun Fact: This is RageNineteen's least favourite animation. True fact.
arrow to the knee means getting merried y know that right?
go fiddling around with any c**ks, and we are going to have a real party ~manslay3r
The Guard is Kili as he says he took an arrow to the knee like in Deselation Of Smaug and then his brother Thorin was out fighting dragons this all makes sense
haha.. this made my day, thank you signedarchmage after a 2 days crash course in an college
This...This is all so true.
I could die from laughter. But then i took an arrow in the knee
This guard is like us Americans compared to third-world problems. "I used to have big dreams, them my IPhone died."
Arrow in the knee means he got married........
Iv'e been watching this in loops the last 30 minutes.
an arrow to the knee is a 50/50 chans to lose your leg
"arrow in the knee" actually means that he/she got married so had to stop adventuring cause of that. It's a very old phrase for that, mostly used in the medieval age by menfor example:"- You should come with us to the pub and get freakin drunk - Nah, I can't do that nowadays, I got an arrow in the knee"
WABAJAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!! sorry i just heard that name and i love that weapon x)
I remember the first time I heard a guard say the famous words on 11/11/11.I felt really sad for him.
Glad your in city and not out in Riverwood. Those poor sods don't even have a wall.
People: AAAAAHH DRAGON DRAGON AHH DOVAHKIIN HELP USGuard: Once I took an arrow to my knee.
I took an arrow to the knee is Nord slang for getting married
Absolutely magnificent 😃😃 this video is perfectly funny n so entertaining.. every now and again I'll watch it with my wife and we have a bloody good laugh..
Omg I was looking for this friggin video again for so long, years now, and only because Bethesda just showed a little snippet at PaxEast with the watermark, I recognized it immediately😂😂😂
Wizards-Vampires-Bandits... I hate those guys.
Guard:No lolligaggin' Dovakiin: FUS RO DAH!! Guard goes flying
And yet the guards still say: “Maybe I’m the Dragonborn, and I just don’t know it yet.” Idiots.
I remember watching this when I was younger and not understanding nothing.
Ey, you got in the Elder Scrolls 25 years video. Gratz.
Just for all the people in the comment section, an arrow to the mean does NOT mean getting married, that's just some weird internet urban legend.
a fact!!!! he said his cousins out fighting dragons and dragon born fights dragons sooooo he's his cousin
YouTube was one of my main priority BUT THE I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!!!!!!!
who is watching this in 2016!??!!
I used to have a 3-1 lead like you but then I choked - the golden State warriors.
let me guess... someone stole your arrow in your knee.
This pretty much sums up the average gameplay in Skyrim.
Guard. I used to..Me.dont you say itGuard. An adventurer like you....Me. I swear to the nine divinesGuard. then I took a arrow to the knee Me.(slowly pulls out a sword)
I used to be a Jarl of Whiterun,but then ulfric fked me up.
If you got electrocuted, you're dead. It means death by electricity.
"What is it DRAGONS"
guard:no lollygagging dovakhin: (0_0) FUS ROH DAH
No lolly gagging FUS RO DAAAAHHHH
"... No lollygaggi-""FUS RO DAH!"
tom tijsen, best meme going, just say :tom tijsen to all your friends
actually in the nordic culture taking an arrow in the knee means getting married, but anyway th video is funny
It's arrow IN the knee.
"... running into bandits, or vampires, or wizards. Sometimes wizardvampirebandits" xDD
To be fair, an arrow in the knee would prevent you from adventuring back in the viking era. Hell, back then, if your knee was broken (yes, an arrowhead would shatter your kneecap), you'd be lucky if you ever walked again.
Me: walks by guardGuard:"I remember you, your the new guy in the companions,so what you do fetch the mead?"Me: no I actually fight bandits...Guard: no lollygaggingMe: .....Grelko: hmm?Me: dose anyone at least no where the blacksmith is?Modesi: need something?Me: yes where is the blacksmith-Modesi: buying and selling fine jewelry hereMe: ok fuck this im going back to whiterunGuard: no lollygaggingMe: FUS RO DUH