AN ARROW IN THE KNEE


Dovahkiin has had it with all these guards.



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  • VGEvery

    Hmmm.. English accent?

  • Aaron Milligan

    I used to be an adventurer like you but then a town offered me a city guard job it was much less dangerous and had a much more stable wage plus I got to see my family more

  • EMPF4

    The Wabbajacka, The Iconic Weapon of the Dragonborn

  • Sinan

    I used to be a lone wanderer like you, but then I took a Preston to the knee.

  • Banner

    I remember the first time I heard a guard say the famous words on 11/11/11.I felt really sad for him.

  • Ophelia The Sergal

    I remember one time I used the Wabbajack and turned Alduin into a chicken

  • Dave Hollingshead

    "If you've got adventuring problems, I feel bad for you son.I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one."

  • Simeon Bell

    I used to be a king like Uriel SeptimBut then I took a shout in the face.- King Torygg

  • Mr Pupp

    arrow to the knee means getting merried y know that right?

  • Kagerou Imazumi

    oh my God I pissed myself from lafghing so hard, the he said no lollygaging and I died

  • Balázs Bagi

    "arrow in the knee" actually means that he/she got married so had to stop adventuring cause of that. It's a very old phrase for that, mostly used in the medieval age by menfor example:"- You should come with us to the pub and get freakin drunk - Nah, I can't do that nowadays, I got an arrow in the knee"

  • kwzy

    Let me guess - someone stole your sweetroll...

  • RusCus

    I use to make a bunch of "arrow to the knee" jokes... Then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • Rai

    Dovahkiin triggered lol

  • Tomi Ketola

    People probably do not know that "i took arrow in the knee" is an old saying getting married.

  • Obo DOS

    I took an arrow to the knee is Nord slang for getting married

  • General Grevious

    I use to be a gorilla like you, then I took a bullet to the brain.

  • normie twice removed

    Fun Fact: This is RageNineteen's least favourite animation. True fact.

  • Seethi Sth

    At least he didn't have to deal with those damn cliffracers.

  • Lillian2167

    When he says he took an arrow to the knee; he means he got married. XD

  • stuart Taylor

    Does anyone else wonder why he gains a finger everytime he points then it goes again. It is like he has a special Dova pointing finger!

  • Slowpoke Gamer

    I used to be a knee like youthen I took an adventure to the arrow

  • Roberta B.R.

    "sometimes, wizard vampire bandits!" hahahahahahahahahahha XD

  • Loke Sagaard

    an arrow to the knee is a 50/50 chans to lose your leg

  • Anthelion Gaming

    Isn't "an arrow to the knee" akin to "the ol' ball and chain" in reference to marriage? His wife is like an arrow to his knee?

  • Rax Pax

    although, when guard says he got arrow in the knee. he's literally saying that he got married. it's from somewhere i don't know medieval stuff

  • EventfulGamer

    Lost it at, "No lollylagging

  • zoolkhan

    haha.. this made my day, thank you signedarchmage after a 2 days crash course in an college

  • The potato King

    We have all screamed this at a guard atone point or another

  • Alessandro De Bonis

    actually in the nordic culture taking an arrow in the knee means getting married, but anyway th video is funny

  • Plenchu34 IFFPC

    Skyrim would be so much more funny and immersive with more british accent

  • markus fabritius

    The Guard is Kili as he says he took an arrow to the knee like in Deselation Of Smaug and then his brother Thorin was out fighting dragons this all makes sense

  • Light Shade

    I herd plenty more people complain about the arrow to the knee joke more then the joke itself in fact I herd people complain about the joke before i herd the joke at all

  • Zerberos22

    I bet somone stole his sweetrolls

  • PKRUBEET

    0:05 Level 6 Barbarian from Clash OF Clans :)

  • LilyLaya

    I'm supposed to be watching this video, but this one player keeps kicking my ass.

  • ken bone is god

    Should we tell him 'Arrow To The Knee' means to get married?

  • Sean Burkholder

    "What is it DRAGONS"

  • Mitchell Scott

    When was Dovahkiin British?

  • MiniKitty Gaming

    This video is so accurate....

  • zé do lixo

    let me guess... someone stole your arrow in your knee.

  • Teafunny

    Wizards-Vampires-Bandits... I hate those guys.

  • Fatal Hellwolf

    It's arrow IN the knee.

  • Ethan Weigand

    "Taking an arrow in the knee" is actually a Nordic phrase for getting married. Taking an arrow in the knee in that time period (if it was an arrow and not a mate) would cripple him, and he wouldn't even be a guard.

  • markus fabritius

    The Guard is Kili as he says he took an arrow to the knee like in Deselation Of Smaug and then his brother Thorin was out fighting dragons this all makes sense

  • Kaisergun

    Just for all the people in the comment section, an arrow to the mean does NOT mean getting married, that's just some weird internet urban legend.

  • SlayerTheGamer

    I used to be a mean Storm Cloak soldier.Then I took a sword to the chest.

  • fAt NigGer

    If you got electrocuted, you're dead. It means death by electricity.

  • Ashley Mullenix

    a fact!!!! he said his cousins out fighting dragons and dragon born fights dragons sooooo he's his cousin

  • D.R Ajacks

    the hold arrow to the nee means he got married XD

  • LethalOwl

    "Arrow to the knee means getting married" - Are you going to stop parroting what everyone else said? There's no basis to this statement to begin with.

  • Whale Noises

    When i first watched this i was new to Skyrim and i did not know what he meant by hired hit man worshipping a corpse....then i met i Cicero, he so cute :3

  • devon spande

    who is watching this in 2016!??!!

  • Ronnie James Dio

    Poor guard, he just wanted to work

  • Nintendofan1998

    and whenever i go through a walk in the forrest these weird plant things try to kill me. FOR JUST WALKING IN THE BLODDY FORREST

  • Rookie

    "... running into bandits, or vampires, or wizards. Sometimes wizardvampirebandits" xDD

  • TheGameLord56

    People: AAAAAHH DRAGON DRAGON AHH DOVAHKIIN HELP USGuard: Once I took an arrow to my knee.

  • Zonagon Knightingale

    In those days, an Arrow to the Knee would cost a fortune to fix, and there's only one person who'd want Adventurers to be shot in the knee... The Surgeon.

  • MonkeysAreLyfe

    I used to be a adventurer like you, then I took a picture with my hair like you said it is the first day you have a lot to look at then you just don’t have a job you have a good time you do you have your own place to go and you get a lot better I just say hello 👋 was your name is your dad you have been in a good job you guys are so sorry to say I was just telling me you didn’t have to do that you have a lot to say about it I just got a job I just got to get a couple guys and then just say I have to do a job I just got a call from my dad I just got to work I got a call then I took a picture with my hair like you said it is the first day you have a lot to look at then you just don’t have a job you have a good time you do you have your own place to go and you get a lot better I just say hello 👋 was your name is your dad you have been in a good job you guys are so sorry to say I was just telling me you didn’t have to do that you have a lot to say about it I just got a job I just got to get a couple guys and then just say I have to do a job I just got a call from my dad I just got to work I got a call then I took a picture with my hair like you said it is the first day you have a lot to look at then you just don’t have a job you have a good time you do you have your own place to go and you get a lot better I just say hello 👋 was your name is your dad you have been in a good job you guys are so sorry to say I was just telling me you didn’t have to do that you have a lot to say about it I just got a job I just got to get a couple guys and then just say I have to do a job I just got a call from my dad I just got to work I got a phone to the knee. OH YEAH ALSO no lollygaggin

  • NergiZ

    I want to like but i took an arrow in the knee

  • Sadistic Unicorn

    Its funny how an arrow in the knee actually means getting married...

  • NorwayBall

    Shoudnt Dovahkiin speak American ?

  • Quits Gavin

    HA wow i hope he knows a arrow in the knee means getting married

  • Uncaring Gamer

    The ending always gets me

  • Polar Bear

    I could die from laughter. But then i took an arrow in the knee

  • Sim-Sin

    Arrow in the knee means he got married........

  • Doctor Pain

    those warriors of windhelm.. heard they use curved swords. curved......swords

  • Dylan Clarke

    I used to be innocent like youBut then I watched Happy Tree Friends

  • ThePyrobrid

    Funny how one of the related videos is the Game Theory to an arrow in the knee.

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